I have been told on no less than three occasions in the past week that I need to get laid. By three seperate people. I should really take down that giant neon ‘Virgin’ sign on the roof of my car. Ah well. It helps me fit the key in the lock of the driver seat [...]
Count me out.
Disclaimer: You may feel very indignant, somewhat amused and slightly
stunned that such things actually do exist and in large numbers.
Just as it hits 11:30pm on a Wednesday night and you’re driving home in a car whose window wipers don’t work it starts to rain, just when it strikes you that you identify more with the song on the stereo than you do with most of the humans around you, just when its time to [...]
I went out with my buddy-o-awesomeness called Star. We started off by going to my sister’s housewarming for about an hour and a half or so. Best. Dip. Ever.
Star managed to find herself talking to a fellow Army person. It was actually kind of cool. We were just alking and Star said “Say again?” because [...]