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Month: April, 2005

What makes a man, hate another man…

“A groan of tedium escapes me,
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can’t go on.
Draining patience, drain vitality.
This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act’s a little old.”

Exactly how I feel right now.…

Mein schpoon?!

Last night was simultaneously the most interesting and frantic of nights I have worked at Video Ezy. I think perhaps that at my work the notions of interesting and frantic are inextricably linked together in a kind of symbiotic sucker-tentacle …

It’s nice to be nice to be nice

Just finished watching the Melbourne international Comedy Festival. A little bummed out by Bill Bailey’s act – it was good but just not as good as I thought it would be. Although I was very happy to see Maria Bamford …

Must I always be waiting, waiting on….

Last night was both great and crap. Great because Andrew, Amy, James and I got trashed while playing Xbox games and watching Black books inside while the season turned to winter outside – a good way to spend a night …