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Month: July, 2006

Melbo(u)rn(e)

I arrived back from Melbourne yesterday at about 7:00pm but, due to jet-lag and the soothing caress of a seven element gas heater operated somewhere to the left and behind my buttocks, I fell rather rapidly into a state of drowsiness and then ultimately unconsciousness – reveling in the (to my mind) scorching conditions of [...]

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Alright already Matty, I’ll update. Sheesh, you’d think people actually read this thing.
Okay, so since I last penned some words I’ve moved into my new house in Cannington, not 200 metres down the road from my last rental place. And yes, Dwayne still does live at that house so there’s plenty of opportunity for [...]