They got a lot of brains…

by phill

Some of you may have heard of a little game called Spore, a ‘god game’ being developed by the same guy that invented SimCity and The (incredibly persistent) Sims. It’s set to be the next big thing in this genre of video game, in the fact that you can create your very own species from scratch using the comprehensive ‘Creature Creator’, rather than starting with a preset number of races/species as these things ordinarily go. Prior to the release of the full game, the developers released a little trial version of the creature creator for people to fool around with. I downloaded it and had a go and made a bunch of silly little creatures for a bit of fun. Here’s one of my demonic creations below:

It\'s a pale man wannabe (much like me, yo)

After that, Louise came ’round and we had a couple goes at creating some more weird and wonderful creatures (you can see her influence in the colour schemes):

Some sort of purple cow? Who knows.

Yeah, no motherfucking idea what this is.

After that, I had to go and have a shower or something, so I left my darling, innocent girlfriend to make a creation all on her own. Let me tell you that there are an infinite number of possibilities for creating things with this program. It’s addictive as hell, using your imagination to create all sorts of wonderful beasties. You can create things from your daydreams, your nightmares, your favourite childhood books, anything. So what do I have waiting for me when I get back?

It floats because it doesn\'t have any fucking legs.

That’s right folks. A pair of squawking testicles. And for proof of squawkage, have a look at the video:

I’m not sure if I should think my girlfriend is incredibly awesome, or start to get worried. Possibly both.

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