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Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 13}

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Dave’s wary opening
was greeted by the ripe, pear-shaped form of Ms. Duncan. She looked to be about Dave’s age, and was dressed in a set of pyjamas her daughter had bought her that were intended by the designer to be retro-trendy. Unfortunately the garish combination of stitched pink chrysanthemums and cartoon Cocker [...]

Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 12}

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When all the
ingredients had been accounted for, Dave dragged the body of Frederick into his bedroom, washed his hands, and began to cook. High quality stainless steel pots and pans magically appeared from the depths of cupboards, chopping boards and whisper-sharp knives emerged from drawers. Vegetables were chopped and meat [...]

Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 11}

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(My apologies for the delay in getting part 11 written and posted, Christmas has a habit of getting in the way of things. Anyway, without further ado we return to the adventures of Charley and Dave!)
‘Tomorrow?’ asked Dave,
sharply. ‘Tomorrow I’ve got work. I do have a livelihood to maintain, you know. [...]

Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 10}

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‘My refrigerator? Loads,
why?’ Dave asked, his attention fully with Charley now that his beloved white goods were in question.
Charley continued cautiously. ‘You would agree that we need to do something about this body, yes? You stated not ten minutes ago that police intervention wouldn’t–’
‘Wouldn’t be giving the lad the full respect [...]

Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 9}

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While Dave pottered
around and generally tried to avoid looking at the body on the floor, Charley thought. There was very little chance of there being a garden nearby that they could use to discreetly bury the body. Dave’s apartment was on the fifth floor of a block of flats populated by the [...]