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Festival

Wet girl
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I’m sitting in

a cafe on Newcastle’s Hunter St., listening to a symphony of bakehouse clatter and the bubble of excited voices as they discuss performances, panels, and workshops. It’s absolutely hammering it outside, but I’m dry and warm and filled with delicious satay chicken pie, and more than a few cups of coffee.

The train ride here was fairly uneventful; two and a bit hours of gorgeous landscapes scored by a group of Indian pensioners singing the songs of their country. Not quite as romantic as it sounds, and I tended towards bumping up the volume on my music whenever they reached a particularly boisterous chorus. But harmless, certainly.

When I first arrived in Newcastle, I wandered the suburbs near the hostel that Sam Twyford-Moore had kindly agreed to put me up in. I should take the time out now to give my sincere, heartfelt thanks to Sam, who has been the perfect host through Sydney’s writing community. Ever since first inviting me to the writing centre at which he works, he has ensured I felt at home and introduced me to the vibrant group of writers and creators here that are producing amazing stuff. Thanks Sam.

We checked in at the hostel and Alex–a lovely girl who is working on an absolutely fascinating account of trying to reconcile a sword her grandfather found in WW2 with its owner–gave Sam, Jacqui, Jess, and I a lift out to the heart of Newcastle where TiNA was/is being held. Picked up a guide, grabbed a coffee and then went off to meet up with Amber and part of the Voiceworks crew (Brad, Beth(?), Christie(?)). Was really good to finally meet Amber, given we’ve known each other through deviantART for well over four years now. Meeting people I knew from the Internet was a constant theme throughout the day, as I caught up with various Twitter peeps (JoJo, madiecrofts, jodiekinnersley, booktuner, etc.) and found them all to be kind and inviting and lovely (and sometimes incredibly enthusiastic). The Voiceworks peeps were running a great workshop about editing your own work, and asked us to produce a story or poem or something by censoring out words in a newspaper article. Mine ended up transforming an article about the effect of India’s burgeoning skilled worker set resulting in a greater number of luxury items being bought for households, into a small fiction about dicks:

“India plays with Margaret on the concrete floor. Daniela is happily unaware of India’s massive bulge, the largest in the world. India’s rising, he earns five times what his father does, but it feels like less, because everything costs more. Toys scatter the floor. India’s asking which of them they own. ’40-inch like mine, 10 neighbours would come to your house to watch it.’ He will limit himself to two children.”

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that a news story about capitalism could very easily be converted into soft erotica. Thankfully I didn’t have to read it out. The editorial went on to discuss the main mistakes made in self-editing, how to distance yourself from your work, and all sorts of other useful stuff. Unfortunately I had to leave a bit early to catch a panel by Sam on the Sydney writing scene. That one was really interesting, with a varied panel discussing where they have come from and how the interpret the Sydney creative scene which (it was said) has really begun to bloom in the last five years. The discussion ranged widely, from the Sydney vs. Melbourne rivalry (being from Perth, I was an enthusiastic neutral), to writing from place, to philanthropy, to the concept of embracing all of Australian writing in one big happy community. I was a little bit absent from much of the discussion about writing from place, given that the majority of my fiction doesn’t occur in a specific geography. The issue of place seems to be rather prominent in Australian fiction, and I’m not sure why; perhaps it’s due to the Miles Franklin and that idea of the ‘unique Australian voice’. In any case, it was very well moderated by Sam, and a lot of the questions were answered at length and with a lot of consideration given to the nuance inherent in the dynamics of creative communities.

After that, we went back to the TiNA headquarters for drinks, and pretty much stayed there until the Big Top party. I was initially bamboozled at the bar by my insistence on ordering pints rather than schooners, but I got the hang of it eventually. All went really well and I had a blast meeting people like Ronnie (Scott, who produces The Lifted Brow and shares my enthusiasm for China Mieville), Nicci who I chatted to extensively about books and music (she runs The Booktuner, which is a great mashup initiative of matching album soundtracks to books–in my experience she’s spot on every single time), Pip Smith (who runs Penguin Plays Rough), and a whole bunch of other people (Ben, Connor, Luke, Rebecca, Maddie, Rosie, Brad, Amber, Jodie, etc. etc. etc.) who ate, drank, and were very, very merry.

I ended up leaving a bit early, exhausted as I was by two weeks of consistently interruptive dorm-mates at the hostel. The room that Sam had booked me into had a double bed, and I luxuriated in the feeling of crashing drunkenly into a bed that was actually big enough for me, falling blissfully asleep. Until, that is, I woke up at four in the morning to discover that my window had been open, and it had absolutely hosed it down during the night. Needless to say, when we left the next morning, I was careful to inform the manager of absolutely nothing, pocketing my $20 key deposit without so much as a chipper warning that she may want to look at the curtains. I am a terrible person.

Jacqui and I got out into the depressing weather that had rolled in overnight and traipsed down to catch the bus into town. We then proceeded to wander around a bit before finding a bakery for breakfast. Can’t recommend the Newcastle Bakehouse enough; perfectly cooked bacon, soft eggs, rough-cut mushrooms, and fresh-baked bread. I was in heaven.

The zine fair was up next, and while it took us far longer than is really acceptable to find it (in a multi-storey carpark up the steepest bloody hill in Newcastle), the trek was worth it. Awesome books and zines lined every stall. I may or may not have burned through pretty much all the cash in my wallet buying zines from the dotdotdash folk and grabbing the very lovely Penguin Plays Rough collection. After tagging in for Voiceworks and helping sell a couple of issues, and having a coffee and an excellent chat with ex-dotdotdasher Steph, I came down here.

And now I’m about to go and see a discussion on story in video games, before catching the long train back to Sydney. It’s been a really fantastic festival, both for the panels (although they have all been great) but more to see the enthusiasm and up-for-it, inclusive attitude that everyone involved possessed. I never felt like I was on the outside looking in to a clique, which was something I was afraid might happen. But from the first cup of coffee to the last pint schooner of beer, it was a blast. So a final thank you to all those I spoke with, and to the organisers of TiNA for a great event.

List of TiNA Twitterfolk (feel free to comment with more):

@samtwyfordmoore @jacquident @maddie_crofts @jojojakob @velvetbrownfox @RosannaBeatrice @rebeccagiggs @WritesFiona @JodieKinnersley @theliftedbrow @booktuner

Occupation

Starman
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The end of

the first week of my internship at COSMOS, and I’m feeling pretty good! I’ve had two articles go up on the COSMOS website–one on HIV and the other on the CERN faster-than-light thingo–and I’ve learned a lot about how an editorial team operates. It’s an interesting ecosystem of writing stories, scouting reports, outreach to schools and business, and design. Everyone kind of pitches in on everything, and there’s often overlap between writers when getting interviews and such. Like I said, it’s an ecosystem; very natural.

Outside of the office, I’ve been reading quite a bit. I finally got around to reading The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi (or, ‘bag a loopy’ as it sounds in my head). I enjoyed it, it’s obvious why it won a bunch of awards. It’s that kind of novel, like China Mieville’s Perdido Street Station, which divides its time between multiple protagonsits, each with their own political and personal motivations. They’re all very well-realised, and the backdrop of a post-energy crisis Thailand is as novel as a different planet.Recommended if you’re after satisfying a sci-fi craving. EDIT: I’ve since had multiple conversations with others who have read this, and I think there are definitely flaws in the book (some weak characters, and a certain amount of predictability). I still think it’s worth reading as a result of the unique Asian world it presents, but it’s certainly not as good as Mieville.

I moved off that and into J.G. Ballard’s Crash. I’ve been meaning to read more of Ballard ever since being impressed by Hello, America. But woah, pretty different works. I’m enjoying it, it’s probably the closest to erotica I’ve ever read, so it’s certainly a new experience. If I had to sum it up in five words or less, they’d probably be ‘chromium, pubis, penis, mucus, semen’. But it seems to be a bit more than just an erotic novel, exploring the relationship we have with our industrial evolution. I think once I’m done with it I’ll pick up something slightly less uncomfortable to read on a bus.

Despite my vows to stay clear of video games while I’m over here, I may or may not have found a copy of Chrono Trigger staring at me with puppy eyes. Goddamnit, technological luxury. At least it makes for something different to do in my dorm. Alrighty, back to trying to get some writing done while I have a spare day.

 

Weightless

Weightless
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At the risk

of this blog becoming primarily concerned with my major life changes, I have some more awesome news to announce. I passed my thesis! I managed to scrape in with only minor corrections to be made, and some really nice comments from the examiners regarding the overall structure and presentation. I’m really glad of the fact that it’s only minor corrections, as that means that I don’t have to send the thesis out to the examiners again. Instead, I’m able to just do what they suggest and hand it in. I think the news is taking its time to sink into the date-entry-addled quagmire that is my brain at the moment. A small favour to ask of people that read this blog: if you happen upon me standing in the middle of the street, smiling inanely at the sky, could you give Lou a call and get her to come pick me up? I’ll keep her number in my front pocket. Thanks.

At the same time as getting that awesome piece of news, everything else continues to happen at the usual breakneck pace that comes with trying to finalise things before a long period of absence. Our rental agency finally got its act together and let us know that it’s cool for Lou’s sister and her peeps to take over the lease when Louise and I move out. So that’s a relief that I won’t be leaving them in the lurch when I go to Sydney. And Sydney! I’ve decided to go with a hostel for the first two weeks, and hopefully I can leech a couple of nights of rooms/couches off people at the magazine to sustain me for the rest of the time there. A few friends of mine have also scouted around for me and given some cautious nods of one-night sleepovers, contingent on me not being, I dunno, a murderer. For the record: I’m not a murderer.

…There really is no way of saying that–even over the internet–that doesn’t make you sound like you are actually a murderer, is there? Anyway, hopefully I can knit together a tattered quilt of nightly stays* so I have a bit more cash going into Thailand andohmyGEEZELEPHANTS. I WANT TO MEET SOME ELEPHANTS. Seriously. Cheap beer and beaches can go hang, I really want to meet an elephant while I’m over there, all thanks to Lou’s friend Pam who has totally psyched them up for us. But! Elephants will have to wait until I’ve worked my arse off at COSMOS (the #1 science magazine [hi Cian]) for the five weeks I’m there.

Alright! I think that’s about everything. Thesis, internship, Thailand. Oh! Actually, I think I’m allowed to say that I am going to have a piece of mine appear in the ‘Gambit’ issue of dotdotdash magazine, available in December, I believe. I’ll post links up when the release happens. Okay, definitely time for soup and then packing up all my books into boxes for tranport to my convenient maternal storage unit. Stay safe all! (:

 

*That knitting-related metaphor goes directly out to Sheralynn, who hopefully still reads this blog. Hi Sheralynn, I’m done now!

Cubes

55 cubes
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It’s been a

while since I posted a proper post here, having gotten caught up with the thrill of uploading my jabbering mug onto the intertubes. However, if I’m going to keep calling this a blog, I need to keep up with the writing aspect or else risk losing my very limited ‘net cred altogether. In my defense, not a whole lot has been happening lately, so there hasn’t been too much to report on. The jury of two is still out on the assessment of my thesis; a fact that, astonishingly, fails to dumbfound or enrage me. I guess I’ve resigned myself to a lengthy trial, although the preoccupation with my temporary occupation at Synergy has contributed a great deal to the ease with which I have found myself forgetting exactly what it was I used to do with all those fairly leisurely hours I used to enjoy.

Anyway, that’s not news (in fact, I already wrote about it at length a couple of entries ago). What is news is that I have secured an (unpaid) internship at the Australian science magazine COSMOS.

*ahem* If I may? SQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I’ll be flying to Sydney on the 17th of September, and spending 5 weeks learning the tools and tricks of the science journalism trade. I think if I had to name my top five dream jobs, writing for a science magazine would be right up the top there, so I’m hoping I can work hard and make a good impression. It’s a pretty hectic time for me, as while I’m over there I’ll be living on savings, but when I get back I’ll be hopping on a flight to Thailand for a holiday that Louise and I have been planning and looking forward to for the last six months. So I need to save as much as I possibly can, move out of my rental, and secure cheap accommodation while I’m in Sydney in order to make sure I have enough money to survive. Oh well, better get used to the taste of noodles.

In other news, I have been deaf in my left ear for the past week, as a result of wax build-up. Bet you wanted to know about that, huh? I am also, as of this morning, coming down with a cold. So it’s not exactly a wondrous time to be my head at the moment. I’ve been to a nurse practitioner for the ear thing, but two lots of syringing haven’t done much good yet, and I’m really getting sick of the sound of my own voice.

I think that’s about it. Work, internship, and a stupid ear. Huzzah! Now to go see if the chemist has some wondrous solution that can cure me.

vlog# 3: Kissing the Witch by Emma Donoghue

 Today I’m reviewing

Kissing the Witch by Emma Donoghue, recommended to me by Katrine as a response to the very first vlog. As you’ll find out if you watch, I really enjoyed it! I also give a round-up of some collections I’ve read, including my final opinion on Bob Franklin’s Under Stones. Anyway, hope you enjoy this episode. And if you’ve read any of the stuff I’m reading, or if you have any more recommendations based on what you think I might like, let me know in the comments!

 

 

Books reviewed in this episode:

Bob Franklin’s Under Stones

Black Inc.’s The Best Australian Essays 2010

McSweeney’s The Better of McSweeney’s, Vol. 2

Emma Donoghue’s Kissing the Witch