tooth soup

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As the argument

between stool and fat man heated up, the stool became heavier and heavier. Under its weight, Frederick could picture himself back in his living room, surrounded by his crack buddies, lying peacefully against a …

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Dave sat, and

Charley continued. ‘While I suspect that you are still stringing yourself along, I’ll grasp this obedience of yours with all four prongs and take advantage of it while I can. The first step in …

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Dave did as

he was told, and with each fevered whoof! of effort found himself struggling harder to lift the stool. Suddenly it was a concrete block, a lump of steel, a lead elephant whose fierce trumpet …

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‘Stop right there,

young man.’ Dave had wandered into his bedroom, shaking his head and continuing to mutter to himself over the possibilities of his new-found state. ‘I have informed you that we have work to do, …

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The next morning,

Charley let Dave wake up slowly. It was an intriguing thing, watching the huge man roll from one end of his bed to the other, forcing the springs to emit creaks like the …