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Tag: story

RmX Vs. The Notorious L.I.T.

photo credit: Dawn Endico
You may have
read about the 17-year-old German author who recently admitted to pulling large chunks of unedited text from another author’s book. Helenne Hegemann’s book, entitled Axolotl Roadkill, in addition to being a bestseller, has also been nominated for a distinguished prize (Google Translated from German to English). This wouldn’t be [...]

Happy Birthday Cian!

I hope this
story compares to the ones your Dad read you when you were a kid. (:

Cian And Teddy Go To The Custard Factory
(video)

(Note: Turns out you can’t upload videos longer than 10 minutes to YouTube, so I spent a good couple of hours dicking around with video convertors and podcasting plugins getting this thing [...]

Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 13}

photo credit: abbyladybug
Dave’s wary opening
was greeted by the ripe, pear-shaped form of Ms. Duncan. She looked to be about Dave’s age, and was dressed in a set of pyjamas her daughter had bought her that were intended by the designer to be retro-trendy. Unfortunately the garish combination of stitched pink chrysanthemums and cartoon Cocker [...]

Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 12}

photo credit: Alexandra Moss

When all the
ingredients had been accounted for, Dave dragged the body of Frederick into his bedroom, washed his hands, and began to cook. High quality stainless steel pots and pans magically appeared from the depths of cupboards, chopping boards and whisper-sharp knives emerged from drawers. Vegetables were chopped and meat [...]

Charley Mitchell the Bar Stool {Part 11}

photo credit: CarbonNYC
(My apologies for the delay in getting part 11 written and posted, Christmas has a habit of getting in the way of things. Anyway, without further ado we return to the adventures of Charley and Dave!)
‘Tomorrow?’ asked Dave,
sharply. ‘Tomorrow I’ve got work. I do have a livelihood to maintain, you know. [...]