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‘My refrigerator? Loads,
why?’ Dave asked, his attention fully with Charley now that his beloved white goods were in question.
Charley continued cautiously. ‘You would agree that we need to do something about this body, yes? You stated not ten minutes ago that police intervention wouldn’t–’
‘Wouldn’t be giving the lad the full respect [...]
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While Dave pottered
around and generally tried to avoid looking at the body on the floor, Charley thought. There was very little chance of there being a garden nearby that they could use to discreetly bury the body. Dave’s apartment was on the fifth floor of a block of flats populated by the [...]
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As the argument
between stool and fat man heated up, the stool became heavier and heavier. Under its weight, Frederick could picture himself back in his living room, surrounded by his crack buddies, lying peacefully against a salvaged couch.
‘I’m not suggesting you inform them of my role in apprehending the thief, just [...]
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Dave sat, and
Charley continued. ‘While I suspect that you are still stringing yourself along, I’ll grasp this obedience of yours with all four prongs and take advantage of it while I can. The first step in improving your, hrm, bulk, is to devise a training scheme.’
‘Might I suggest a light jogging routine [...]
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Dave did as
he was told, and with each fevered whoof! of effort found himself struggling harder to lift the stool. Suddenly it was a concrete block, a lump of steel, a lead elephant whose fierce trumpet weaved its call around the beat of his heart. The effort was too much for [...]